PILF (Painters I’d Like to Fuck)
Albrecht Duerer. This mother fucker was known as the “Leonardo da Vinci of the North”. That’s right. Not only was he an amazing watercolorist and painter, but this mother fucker revolutionized print making as an art. He was humanist to the core.
See this fantastic work of art? This mother fucker painted this. With watercolors. Why? Because he fucking could.
This mother fucker was German. From Nuremberg, actually. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking. Nuremberg. The city of the Reformation, Nazi trials and hangings, and mother fucking Christmas. You don’t get much hardcore than that.
This fucker had such great self-esteem that he was always painting himself. Always. And in this picture, he actually painted himself to look like Jesus.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Not because he was an arrogant fuck. Hell no. Because he wanted to make himself in Jesus’ image. This man was humble as fuck. And a freaking hottie, as well.
It is for these reasons, that Albrecht Duerer, is my one true PILF.
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